Ha ha. Can't keep serious.
There is wisdom in which I speak though...there are times that one can feel like anything would be better than another second with blood-sucking insects! And especially those small grey Stouts with the black dot on their wings. I swear I saw two of those in a snowball fight! That is one aspect of living in Labrador that I don't miss now that I'm living out in Sculpin Tickle! Makes the local flies look like amateurs.