CTCC 40 - How About Those Humans?!

Now I've got Clarence back with her herd and I remember wondering what it might be like if the animals were learning about us, so I had Clarence stick around and become a 'guru' type for her friends in the forest.
I've managed to explain away the reason moose are getting hit out on the highways, yet rarely does it happen with caribou (and managed to make up another 'Dad' joke)! Of course hunting season had to be brought up, hence the 'blaze orange' reference...and the hippocracy  of religion vs vice! In those days I was making my own home brew (now days I leave that to the experts...mine was good, but a lot of shagging around for a few minutes drinking)...and I was also learning the guitar. See how I was blending life and fiction? I wasn't clever enough to do otherwise lol.